Just beacuse I tell everyone they're "pretty special" doesn't mean I'm not serious everytime.

Nothing that one would say on Twitter is worth protecting...

I do it again and again as it is the cancer I love to have infesting my existence.

When life give you cookies share them with your friends.

I am now starting to appreciate the advice that my parents have passed on to me.

I made my own lawn darts as I found the consumer safe variants to be less than thrilling.

Gentlemen don't go to jail on routine traffic stops.

Always keep a corkscrew in the saddlebag.

It's like holding a hand grenade, but you don't know how long the fuse or when the spoon has been popped.

Go to bed already, its night noon.

If you can't make fun of yourself then someone else will.

I bought a rc helicopter, it's remains shall make a fine blimp.

You're a nut, you're crazy in the coconut.

"Don't mind him, he's just being himself."

From now on: Always keep a bottle of champagne chilled.

I have found the light that has been keeping me warm.

Drink water.

"That's just NZ the views are awesome everywhere" -Jess

I don't want more money, I want less need for it.

New entries to the list are now added to the top.

There is no denial.

I feel sorry for the people who fall for it.

People are more patient to be lazy than they are willing to expend physical effort.

The good of this world never left, you just have to look under the commercial world to find it now.

"Everyone is alive. Job is done."

As American as jazz and apple pie... not so much the material world America.

"Sorry im late. I was out spoiling my liver."

I may be crazy, but at least I know where my shoes are.

Sidescrolling is for 8bit video games, not websites.

Consider print dead, the web (as we know it) will be dead soon... what's next? I know.

Confidence... I have it.

Location withheld pending further review.

The only thing following me is good times.

I am not one to believe that I am above drinking boxed wine.

Pretend it is going to cost you ten dollars to call someone... is it important enough?

There is a crack in the armor.

The burden lies on me.

There was a time in my life that I owned a comb and hair brush... those days are gone.

The flesh and memories will be eaten by time and we will all be fertilizer.

Often it is the smallest most insignificant things that take the most patience to get right.

There is nothing silly about my face.

If you want something be direct and just ask... don't probe to see if you should ask.

You can't have an omelet without breaking a few eggs, you can't have change without breaking a few laws.

We have been at war for 10 years.

Some things don't make a bit of sense...

I'm tolerant.

"that was a different time. everyone who stands up goes to jail now"

Ripe for revolution.

I'm working on a mini utopia, it should be ready just in time to dismantle.

Not at war with myself or anyone else.

It may take all kinds of people to make the world, but why are some so shitty.

My fancy mac keyboard is giving me a very mild shock if I touch the metal.

I have pig skin... what do you say we throw it around?

Web designers will tell you its hard, it takes weeks, and each case is unique... not always true.

Sometimes you just have to go with what you know works... no matter how exciting the other options are.

What bedeviled lunacy possesses your mind?

I don't want to help anyone who I believe will fail...

Designers have one idea of how the world should look and no one else cares.

Theres nothing in life that I can't acheive.

They call me Admiral Sea Legs.

Down, but never out.

"Tell me one thing you love about life" - best outgoing voicemail message.

My beard helps me feel all flowy and hippie like.

I don't want to live in a city, because you never really feel like you're outside.

For a good time click here.

There are two types of people in this world... and a bunch of other types too.

It is sad, but there are some people that in order to find happiness must be left alone.

Asking for an hourly rate of someone who doesn't really believe in time is ridiculous.

I quote myself a lot... and I claim it to be published as it is on the internet.

"Some people get their minds blown... others do the blowing"

I have the keys to the internet.

I don't trust people who wear headphones.

"You sit on it, and it makes you feel good"

I will be making business cards for myself finally.

I have recently taken to backyard farming.

This one should be neutral.

I still entertain myself everytime I remember I can draw on this site.

There are far too many computers and different operating systems in my house right now.

There is no connection at all.

When I die bury me in my sinning suit so I can look good in heaven or party it up in hell.

I have two modes, hobo and formal.

A Police Officer waving a badge behind a bar should be concerning, but it's not.

I should really invert this list so that I add new entries on top.

Tepid is among my favorite words.

The new Post-Post-Modern movement will be a rejection of rejection, acceptance, apathy... we will all be confused.

This is not a two way conversation.

I'm going to start telling people I have too many DUIs and that is why I don't drive.

Of five people surveyed only one was pleased with his career decision.

I live in Florida therefore I do not require a tent to go camping.

For a week I did not see my new roommate but would change something about the house when he was away.

Every day is the best day of my life.

I love those gypsy eyes.

Intentionally devoid of context.

Will work for art.

Bioluminescence is the most exciting thing one can experience at the beach at night.

I'm mixing a song of really angry voicemails people have left me.

Summer love is an inflatable pool and a beer.

I'll take my vegetables raw.

It's a whole thing.

One should never use WTF in normal conversation... There is no sittuation that justifies it's use.

It is merely for shock value.

This site has been web-graffiti enable since May 13th 2011.

During Basic Combat Training I was removed from Fire Guard for my extreme cleaning practices.

Scoped and debrided the point of non-existence.

Mean doesn't suck half as much as ungrateful.

I like to sit on my porch and work.

Fitting in nowhere and everywhere.

Everything in Sarasota gets a standing ovation.

THAT IS ALL!

I take great care to not step on roly polies.

Conflict resolution... the old fashioned way.

Poor decision making is rewarded...

I tend to gravitate towards hippies and rednecks.

The origins of the word "liver" are disappointing.

I drink too much water.

Eating cats, Richard Simmons, Metrosexuality, and Mimosas are all acceptable topics for my environmental papers.

That tingling in my foot reminds me that I am alive... or its a glitch in the matrix.

My tux is my most under-utilized asset.

When people want information on guns or the internet they ask me.

I have attempted to win the heart of a bartender through karoake.

Dear everyone, I'm here to monopolize the party.

Bartering makes such wonderful sense.

I'm looking for work again.

Honesty and pain will be the only to make the anxiety go away.

Beef jerkey may taste good, but that shouldn't fool anyone.

Alcohol makes bad decisions easier.

If you play banjo and carry a chainsaw in the street don't be surprised if no one is shocked when you wear a wig.

I can not say this enough... don't drink the magic juice.

There is no such thing as too much toilet paper.

I have a friend that is like a cancer sniffing dog, but for menstruation.

My name is King Panda Pants and I demand to be taken seriously.

Don't drink the magic juice.

This week will probably be the deciding factor between me staying here and going to another school.

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I want to make a emotional dramatic movie using only clips from porno movies taken out of context.

There is an Eastern European guy sitting next to me with an easel, really old computer, and a keyboard next to me.

The most fun I have ever had was with a few sheets of balsa wood and some rocket engines.

I would like to work as a problem solver... perhaps I need to go to school for engineering.

There's glass in my foot and blood on the floor.

Reading through this list confuses me... I have no idea what I was thinking when i wrote some things.

Right now, my favorite bird is the bald eagle.

I suffer from bouts of overwhelming Americanism.

I made a decision to stop wearing blue jeans... I'm not an old prospector.

I use baby shampoo... I don't like the idea of using products that burn my eyes.

Tattoos don't make sense to me at all.

I don't believe in time as a universal truth.

There is a song by Apple Butter Express that sums up what I do for fun.

For want of not getting mugged I don't go to school at night.

I started using linux, I might be making a switch soon.

My first impression of New Jersey was that it smelled like cabbage and was full of aliens.

There are too few opportunities for me to wear a tuxedo.

I am discontent with my word of the day app on my phone.

More can be done and done better.

Sophomore year is the last year for learning.

I'm divorced and this has changed how I do things in a good way.

I like indexhibit, but not for designers... get a real website.

I was disappointed with the products assigned at school so I have been doing my own.

I have discovered I look much better if I dress like an adult.

If I were to change my name it would be Lion McDervish... and I already have the domain.

I try listening to the punk rock I listened to in high school and can't finish most songs.

The most tumultuous thing in my life is me.

I wonder what would happen if I was absolutely selfish for one week.

Respect is reciprocal.

A friend asked me if I wanted to hang out, I told him I had to check my calendar first.

I want a duck friend. He should be called Chim Chim and watch my house for me.

I have a knife that I can shave with, open cans, and chop bone with... and it's not As Seen On TV.

I like shoe boxes and ammo cans.

Life is fun right now.

People under 24 are about as reliable as my printer.

Some of my work is banned in Germany.

I found an American flag laying on the ground, I took it home and washed it.

The smell of fresh printer ink makes me sneeze.

My favorite movie is "A Boy And His Dog."

I think a Chia lawn is possible and also a good idea.

My favorite metal is copper.

I wake up too early, I leave too early, I sit and wait too long... all to maintain forward momentum.

Scrubbed for relevance should be a common phrase.

I was a camp counselor and that experience probably shaped my life more than any other.

I'm handy... the proof is in my toilet that leaks less than it did before I "fixed" it.

A real American should not trust his government.

If I look like I don't care this might be true, or you could have a hard time reading my absent emotions.

I hear gunshots pretty frequently even though I live in a good neighborhood.

I haven't used microsoft paint in at least ten years.

MREs, Explosives, Survival School, and Alcohol... these are gifts from those closest to me.

I'm full of myself, but I always remember where I came from... and no amount of sperm should have a bad attitude.

It's far better to always fight with interesting people than make small talk with dull people.

I prefer soggy waffles, that method of remember the compass is not my favorite.

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I feel this list may keep me from getting a job some day.

I feel like I'm late if I'm not 10 minutes early.

A double dose of unisom doesn't help one go to sleep faster, but it is harder to wake up.

I don't like hats, but have worn many different ones.

There were six discarded Subway cups along the road to Subway.

I can hold a grudge for a lot longer than my memory allows.

Every time I walk down memory lane I get lost.

I had a phase where I wanted to die and I drank a lot... and I had an underwater camera.

Dyslexia is a tool that can be used to see the world in a different way.

Drugs and alcohol can be justified... so long as you view crazy as an asset and not a detriment.

I haven't purchased clothing in a few years and it is starting to show.

Salt is not a fertilizer.

I really prefer my own company to others.

There is being nice and then there is honesty, I value honesty most of the time.

Your horse is better than my horse.

I wrote enough of a novel to realize I need more life experience to write a good novel.

I grew up in Manatee County. It was my bad life choices that have steered me towards success.

When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

I'm going home... clear a path.

I was always a fan of angles.

Compliments only make me want to tinker more, nothing is ever as good as someone says.

I take no pleasure in making something, I feel I have to.

It's not until I start talking about "what I know" that I realize how much more I could know.

2011, the year of no cell phone the year of the HTC EVO.

Compulsive, but not obsessive compulsive.

I believe in the power of institutions to stifle creativity.

I tend to overuse the ellipsis... I don't mind.

I have this thing for librarians... glasses, conservative skirt... count me in.

...and BOOM goes the dynamite.

I want a VW Bus or a motorcycle, I can't decide which.

I took the blue pill and the red pill.

I'm only as classy as I can make someone believe.

There is no problem that a burrito can't make a little better.

I would gladly fly to Hawaii, New York or Plano, TX for a Loco Moco from L&L.

A pause,! with emphasis.

This is my "about me" page.

My teenage angst didn't go away until I was 22.

There is a spool of 550 cord in my closet, it's practicality entertains the hell out of me.

Nubbin doesn't mean the same thing to you as it does to me.

I own a tomahawk and use it as one of my gardening implements.

My computer background rotates through a bunch of flight attendants.

I have never believed the saying "the pen is mightier than the sword."

I prefer Pepsi to Coke.

I started this list today, Sunday January 16th 2011.

Favorite dog tricks: "dead fish" and "sit like people"

I keep writing this knowing very few people would ever read all of it.

"Oh hey there" is my preferred way to greet others.

It annoys me when "they" blame the anonymous "they."

Carrier Pigeons seem like a worthy opponent for a cell phone.

I fill a journal every 3-6 months, what happens to it after that I still don't know.

At one point in my life I thought it was a good idea to be a redneck.

I write notes to myself to remember really trivial things.

Dub Step is my favorite way to induce headaches.

I use tumblr because I like not being able to depend on my blog being available.

My David Bowie impression is spot on, if you ask me.

Stepping on a thumb tack is the world's way of saying "the rest of your day will probably be better."

I don't send food back if there is hair in it, I just toss the hair out.

I have not had a checkbook since 2006 I'm an adult again.

Only 1/5 of my bookcase contains books.

I broke my leg roller blading when I was ten. It's still embarrassing, I was dancing with roller blades on.

If I don't write it down I won't remember.

I was asked to turn my Mickey Mouse shirt inside out during a filming of Wild and Crazy Kids on Nick.

As a child, my sister made green eggs and ham... I didn't want to eat it.

I've always wanted to own my own helicopter.

I have never spray painted something that wasn't mine.

Rocking Randy Running Bear The River Rat... the police took him away.

In the winter of 2003 some friends and I taught a homeless man to skateboard.

My journal is illegible, even to me sometimes.

Corn mountain is a challenge, not a place.

I have a twitter account, I'm not sure what my log-in is it is right here.

I taught myself how to mirror my handwriting.

I made my own dining room table.

My filing box is organized the same way my trash can is.

I like the funky taste in canteens.

Military ammo cans are my preferred method of storage.

I make my bed every morning.

I have a small assortment of drill bits.

Bullet points are not an effective way to communicate.

In high school I had moderate success selling "my dads a fag" t-shirts online.

I'm making a portfolio reason to waste time for myself.

I feel that the Internet is precious and needs to be free of rules.

The best art supplies are illegal or toxic.

I'm proud of my brother, if I told him he would think that was gay.

There is an American flag on my desk, it makes my heart race in a good way.

I haven't argued with my significant other anyone in my own accent in months.

Bear says "The only way to find ecstasy is to do ecstasy"

A Russian scalpel and an American hammer are the same thing.

SPAM and rice... it's really all you need.

I am allergic to penicillin, and if not for google I wouldn't be able to spell penicillin.

When I get bored I add things to this list.

Four xacto blades and a hot glue gun equals a really light shuriken.

My gas mask was made in Israel.

I walk to school. I'm not a kind of a tree hugger, and I like driving. I've told people it's from DUIs, I don't have any.

I enjoy opera for the crowd watching.

The glass is half full (regardless of what might really be there).

I like to write, but I don't like to let others read it.

Web Design is one of the ways I keep food on my table.

I once rode a horse, it was hungry and wouldn't listen to me.

It is generally easier to reach me by email than other means of communications.

My major is Graphic and Interactive Communications, "they" call us GICs.

My house smells of rich mahogany Hawaiian breeze... it's a glade plug in.

I graduate in 2012.

I am enrolled at Ringling College of Art + Design.

I live in Sarasota, FL.

I'm a student, youth counselor, soldier, web developer, designer, art student.